New Hercules

New Hercules
"I am tired of ze same old faces. Ze same old things."
Universe	Arnold Schwarzenegger
Debut	Hercules in New York (1969)
Appears in	Smash Bros. Lawl
Friends	Disney Hercules Zoolander
Enemies	Best Hercules Irate Gamer Hades Scanty & Kneesocks Chase McCain Mighty Hercules The Darkness
Lawl Team	Team Lawl

Entrance

Deity Desertion

Hercules falls down screaming and lands onto the battlefield in a painful manner. He then gets up and says "I'm Hercules."

Special Attacks

Neutral B - New Disc

Hercules, for some reason, dresses like a fisherman, and pretends to throw a disk, dealing no damage at all. However, the next time Herc presses B (anywhere on the stage), the disc is thrown from the location he originally pressed B, dealing some good damage with great range.

Side B- Random Chariot

Herc begins riding a chariot, yelling "Chariot!" while moving forward. If he comes in contact with an opponent, they will "GET TO DAH chariot!" and constantly take damage. A will have him whip opponents, and B stops him altogether. Pressing B in the air makes Herc helpless, allowing trampled enemies to recover.

Up B - Jumpcut

Hercules jumps into the air. During this bit, choosing a direction will allow him to appear in that location, dealing damage to opponents. Not choosing a direction will make him fall.

Down B - Stoplank

Herc will take out a long wooden plank to act as a make-shift wall, which he will constantly be holding. This protects him from grabs only from the front, and any direct non-projectile attacks will be countered for base damage. He can only move forwards and backwards, with no jumps. The whole time, he will be vulnerable to attacks from the back. Down and B will undo this formation.

Final Smash - Solution

Hercules will be standing in between two large tankers, struggling. The battle will cut to New Zeus (in a cutscene), whom, watching over his son, exclaims "No mortal shall triumph over a son of Zeus!". He then proceeds to throw a plastic thunderbolt, which gives Herc enough strength to topple over the two tankers, which do a lot of damage. This attack is performable in the air, which is the only way to use this FS on a flat stage.

KOSFX

KOSFX1: "AAAAAH!!!"

KOSFX2: "Daaah!!!"

Star KOSFX: "AAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAHH!!!"

Screen KOSFX: "Dah!"

Taunts

Up: "I am bored."

Sd: "I'm Hercules."

Dn: *pops his pecs*

Victory Options+Failure/Clap

1. *raises his arms*

2. *pops his pecs*

3. *makes a chili cheese dog*

Failure/Clap: Fallen

Standard Attacks

TBA

Snake Codec

(Note- throughout this codec, Arnold Schwarzenegger's quotes are not subtitled, nor does a picture of him appear in the codec)

Colonel: "Hi Colonel here!"

Arnold: "Hi!"

Colonel: "Hi..."

Arnold: "I'm detective John Kimble!"

Colonel: "What do you want?"

Arnold: "Yes, I would like to have a room, please."

Colonel: "Sorry, I don't own a hotel yet..."

Arnold: "WHAT DAH FAUCK?! I'm a cop, you ehdiot! I hope you have enough room for my fist because I'm gonna ram it into your stomach, and BREAHK YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE!"

Colonel: "If you're a cop, than give me your data..."

Arnold: "Ok, do you want names and addresses?"

Colonel: "Yes."

Arnold: "Sure..." *random noises of Arnold in pain*

Colonel: "Thank you for calling, have a good day."

Character Description

New Hercules, while not the best, is still the strongest. He was appropriately portrayed by Hollywoods favorite Austrian bodybuilder, Arnold Schwarzenegger. New Hercules (otherwise known as Arnold Strong) has the strength and build of a god, yet he easily grows bored of living on Mt. Olympus, looking for some excitement in New York. And, of course, he's all brawn and NO brain.

Classic Mode

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Extra

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Trivia

• New Hercules Snake Codec is the only codec to date where Snake doesn't talk.
• New Hercules is portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger, which he was in Terminator, Jingle All The Way, Kindergarten Cop, The Expendables, etc. And he will be in the Upcoming 2013 movie, The Last Stand directed by Kim Jee-Woon (his first US movie).
• New Hercules is the oldest Lawl character in terms of source materials because he was from 1969.
• New Hercules is the first character that his entrance gives damage to himself.

Videos

Smash Bros Lawl Character Moveset - New Hercules

"I am tired of ze same old characters. Ze same old things."