|"I am tired of ze same old faces. Ze same old things."|
|Debut||Hercules in New York (1969)|
|Appears in||Smash Bros. Lawl|
Scanty & Kneesocks
|Lawl Team||Team Lawl
Hercules falls down screaming and lands onto the battlefield in a painful manner. He then gets up and says "I'm Hercules."
Neutral B - New Disc
Hercules, for some reason, dresses like a fisherman, and pretends to throw a disk, dealing no damage at all. However, the next time Herc presses B (anywhere on the stage), the disc is thrown from the location he originally pressed B, dealing some good damage with great range.
Side B- Random Chariot
Herc begins riding a chariot, yelling "Chariot!" while moving forward. If he comes in contact with an opponent, they will "GET TO DAH chariot!" and constantly take damage. A will have him whip opponents, and B stops him altogether. Pressing B in the air makes Herc helpless, allowing trampled enemies to recover.
Up B - Jumpcut
Hercules jumps into the air. During this bit, choosing a direction will allow him to appear in that location, dealing damage to opponents. Not choosing a direction will make him fall.
Down B - Stoplank
Herc will take out a long wooden plank to act as a make-shift wall, which he will constantly be holding. This protects him from grabs only from the front, and any direct non-projectile attacks will be countered for base damage. He can only move forwards and backwards, with no jumps. The whole time, he will be vulnerable to attacks from the back. Down and B will undo this formation.
Final Smash - Solution
Hercules will be standing in between two large tankers, struggling. The battle will cut to New Zeus (in a cutscene), whom, watching over his son, exclaims "No mortal shall triumph over a son of Zeus!". He then proceeds to throw a plastic thunderbolt, which gives Herc enough strength to topple over the two tankers, which do a lot of damage. This attack is performable in the air, which is the only way to use this FS on a flat stage.
Star KOSFX: "AAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAHH!!!"
Screen KOSFX: "Dah!"
Up: "I am bored."
Sd: "I'm Hercules."
Dn: *pops his pecs*
1. *raises his arms*
2. *pops his pecs*
3. *makes a chili cheese dog*
(Note- throughout this codec, Arnold Schwarzenegger's quotes are not subtitled, nor does a picture of him appear in the codec)
Colonel: "Hi Colonel here!"
Arnold: "I'm detective John Kimble!"
Colonel: "What do you want?"
Arnold: "Yes, I would like to have a room, please."
Colonel: "Sorry, I don't own a hotel yet..."
Arnold: "WHAT DAH FAUCK?! I'm a cop, you ehdiot! I hope you have enough room for my fist because I'm gonna ram it into your stomach, and BREAHK YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE!"
Colonel: "If you're a cop, than give me your data..."
Arnold: "Ok, do you want names and addresses?"
Arnold: "Sure..." *random noises of Arnold in pain*
Colonel: "Thank you for calling, have a good day."
New Hercules, while not the best, is still the strongest. He was appropriately portrayed by Hollywoods favorite Austrian bodybuilder, Arnold Schwarzenegger. New Hercules (otherwise known as Arnold Strong) has the strength and build of a god, yet he easily grows bored of living on Mt. Olympus, looking for some excitement in New York. And, of course, he's all brawn and NO brain.
- New Hercules Snake Codec is the only codec to date where Snake doesn't talk.
- New Hercules is portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger, which he was in Terminator, Jingle All The Way, Kindergarten Cop, The Expendables, etc. And he will be in the Upcoming 2013 movie, The Last Stand directed by Kim Jee-Woon (his first US movie).
- New Hercules is the oldest Lawl character in terms of source materials because he was from 1969.
- New Hercules is the first character that his entrance gives damage to himself.
|Playable Characters in Smash Bros. Lawl|
King Harkinian | I.M. Meen | Leonidas | Mama Luigi | Haruhi | Dr. Robotnik | Toon Dr. Wily | Frollo | Gaston | Billy Mays | Toon Guile | Toon Bison | Hank Hill | Nostalgia Critic | AVGN | Hitler | Don Ramon | Jaime Maussan | Panty & Stocking | Scanty & Kneesocks | Nicolas Cage | Irate Gamer | Tommy Wiseau | Madotsuki | Yomika | Ib | Best Hercules | Zoolander | New Hercules | Aya | Carlos Trejo | "Weird Al" Yankovic | J. Jonah Jameson | Mary | Codec Snake