|Appears in||Smash Bros. Lawl Galaxy|
Hopeless SpongeBob (bro in Classic Mode W)
Nostalgia Critic (he hates this Poop)
|Lawl Team||Team Galaxy
Spingebill enters out of a cardboard box that just so happened to be on the battlefield.
Neutral B - Pistol
SpingeBill gets out a pistol. The gun is your basic gun, with the bullets doing the damage and knockback that you would expect. You can hold down B to keep the pistol out. While it's out, you can angle the shot by tilting the analog stick up and down, then releasing B to shoot. It has 12 bullets per round. This, of course, is for spam prevention. To fully reload the gun, use your up taunt. If you have a few bullets left in the cartridge, you won't reload.
Side B - Drunk Driving
SpingeBill drives around in a boat. If you hold down B, you'll drink a can of beer. The alcohol meter in the player window shows how drunk you are. The more drunk you are, the less control over the boat you have. If it's at the top, you can't drive it at all. Anyone you crash into makes the boat explode, damaging the opponent and you. The less you drive, the lower the alcohol level (that or the less you drink, the lower the alcohol level).
Up B - Inflatable Pants
SpingeBill pulls a rip cord, making his pants inflate. The recovery allows you to steer SpingeBill around similar to Madotsuki's witch effect. Anything hitting the pants bounces off. Any sharp, jagged, small objects will manage to burst SpingeBill's pants. Pressing A/B cancels the recovery. The recovery can also get cancelled if William manages to have his pants come into contact with the edge of the stage.
Down B - Prozac
SpingeBill takes out a bottle of Prozac and takes one, washing it down with beer (which makes the alcohol level go up, of course). The Prozac makes you go faster due to happiness and you take less damage. The damage taken isn't halved, just lowered. Don't take too many or you'll puke and then collapse, hurting you on both sides of the bar due to being drunk. If you take your medications while in the air, you'll suffer motion sickness.
Final Smash - Robot, OMG!
Spingebill will start spouting gibberish at hyperspeed, and then raises his voice while flashing many colors. After that Sony Vegas-related nonsense, a robot suddenly appears out of nowhere. Anyone who touches the front of the robot will ask if it is one, then will be grabbed by one of its metallic pincers. After that, the game cuts to a scene where the robot gets out a chainsaw and uses it to split you in half. Unfortunately, the same fate will apply to Spingebill. If no one touches the mechanical illusion for 20 seconds, it disappears. Credit for that goes to Sinnedtragedy98 for making that in YTP: Sprin-jah-beeb 'n Many Misfortunate Events.
Star KOSFX: *scream of fear*
Screen KOSFX: "Oof!"
Up: checks his gun/reloads
Sd:"You're dead to me!"
Dn: "How the fuck are ya?"
1. *zooms out and shows an eyeless SpongeBob*
2. (vs. creepy characters) "That was scary. Huh, Gary?"
4. (vs. SpongeBong HempPants) *smokes from his conch signal in front of SpongeBong*
5. (vs. SpongeBob SquarePants) *lowers his newspaper he just so happens to be reading and gives a wink with SpongeBob being chained up and having a carved mouth like a pumpkin*
6. (vs. AwfulFawfultheFalafe)
Neutral Jabs: hammer time, scissor snip, batter up
Dash Attack: Nose Peck
- Sd: Blindfolded Katana Slash
- Up: Cigarette
- Dn: Dual Cleavage
- Sd: Lightsaber
- Up: Middle Finger Stab
- Dn: Censored Orgasm
- N-Air: Gruesome Image (from WhoBob WhatPants)
- F-Air: Gotta Look Beautiful for Mr. Krabs
- B-Air: Playpony Magazine
- U-Air: Overhead Cleave
- D-Air: Free Willie
- Grab: Choker
- Pummel: Throttle
- Forward: SpengBab Screech
- Back: Fatrick's Fist
- Up: Bat to the Privates
- Down: Thread Choke
- Ledge Attack: Bitch Slap
- 100% Ledge Attack: Bat Bash
- Ground Attack: Arise from Hell
- Trip Attack: Axe Off
Spingebill is similar to SpongeBob, but he happens to be seen in YouTube poops. According to the urban dictionary, he is a YTP version of SpongeBob (as if nobody noticed) that does crack and hangs out with Patrar, Mr. Krustacean, and Squidperson. While the version of Spingebill happens to be seen as a creation of AwfulFawfultheFalafe, he was actually made by Santawithteeth (again, according to the urban dictionary). Also, he is a crackhead (obviously since he does crack).
Role in SSE
- Some of his standard attacks are inspired by Cooler2000's videos such as Evil SpongeBob, SpongeBob Makes A Krabby Patty, and all that sort of guff, which you should check out if you're either curious in a morbid fashion, interested in seeing things related to creepypastas which aren't since it's just fanmade, or are likely bored as all hell.